So I just unpacked like 14 well stuffed boxes full of shiny, colorful new CLOSEOUT BD skis. I cursed a lot in the process, but the finished product was a very pleasing looking wall full of spectacular closeout action.
The staff got super amped. Jeff started ogling all of the “man skis”. Then proceeded to clarify that none of them are actually true man skis, but certainly manlier than most skis on the market (Jeff’s standards of manliness are more stringent than Vince Lombardi’s ever were).
Fingers got so psyched that he just started licking them all like a thirsty dog.
I said “Fingers!! What are you doing that for?”
He said “Quit stressing me Brah!! I just want to taste the rainbow, and you’re not going to stop me!”
I was like “ok, but you realize that means Curt the new guy is going to have to come in here and wash every trace of your saliva off all this rainbow of closeout action?”
Fingers said that he understood the repercussions of his actions and did not care. He then continued licking for some time.
I continued working over the feverish slurping sounds.
Here is what we got:
Black Diamond MEGAWATT Ski - $499.95 – 178cm and 188cm
Black Diamond JUSTICE Ski – $449.95 – 175cm & 185cm
Black Diamond VERDICT Ski - $419.95 – 170, 180 and 190
Black Diamond KILOWATT Ski – $399.95 – 165, 175 and 185
Black Diamond JOULE Ski - $399.95 - 155 and 165
Go shred,
Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881
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