Icelantic has arrived!!!

That’s right, they are HERE. The new 10/11 Icelantic sticks came in last week and I’m just now getting around to announcing it because I have been celebrating non-stop since I first laid eyes on them (my liver hurts). Since their inauguration, they have had a special emphasis on the graphical and artistic components of their cutting edge ski line. This year is no exception – they really out did themselves. Some of our staff members were profoundly affected. Let’s listen to some testimonials:

“Ooooh baby!! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!! These skis remind me why I don’t ice climb. I mean WOW!, they’re so purdy I’m tempted to throw my smelly leather boots and misery sticks in the closet for good and join the new school”

- Said Don Bushey, para miming his old school praying mantis tele-technique.

 

“I’m a super uppity little tele-punk and I don’t see too many products that really impress me… but these…they might just be on to something here”

            - Said Jeff Welch right before he threw a smoke bomb on the ground, grabbed a pair, and ran out the door cackling maniacally.* 

 

“I just… I mean…..they’re just so….oh gosh”

            -Said an emotional Reilly “fingers” Anderson right before breaking down into his third cry of the day and excusing himself from the room.

 

Here’s the line up (you might want to sit down for this):

 

Icelantic KEEPER - Funk is the sound of raw, organic, human instinct.  Made from beats, jams, pulses, and other cosmic entities from around the universe. 

Icelantic ORACLE - The Oracle is designed for women who are tired of women’s skis.  Integrating a new “Fly-weight” core with the same quality lay-up, makes The Oracle equal in strength, but a bit lighter for a women’s frame. 

Icelantic NOMAD Ski - The Nomad is a one ski quiver.  Able to tackle any and every snow condition, at ease among ridges and peaks, and eager to lay into any terrain, the Nomad is an exceptional tool of versatility

Icelantic NOMAD SOFT - The SOFT has the same specs as the regular Nomad but features Icelatic's super-soft Nollie Flex Core.  The Nomad SFT is a big mountain jib ski that allows skiers to take their bag o’ tricks from the park into the backcountry.

 

* Shortly after fleeing the WildyX Mr. Welch was apprehended by local authorities. An anonymous tipster contacted the Denver police reporting a young man sprinting down Platte St. with a beautiful pair of skis, suspicious laugh and an untrustworthy demeanor. Welch was beaten viciously by Denver police and is currently awaiting trial on charges of grand theft-tele.

 

Happy turns,

 

SB