Apocalypse now?

Well, it looks like the world is coming to an end. What with the earthquakes here in Colorado, and the ones along the east coast, AND that big ole’ hurricane coming in - what’s her name? Irene? I think they should have called her Beyonce. Whatever. Then of course the wedding of Kim Kardashian. Then Kim and Kris’s honeymoon being delayed by a heard of goats. And the whole stock market thing… it seems like all signs are pointing toward apocalypse. I reckon here in a couple years our world is going to look a heck of a lot like that movie The Road. I just hope the real apocalypse does a little better in the box office…

Let me take a second to answer some frequently asked questions about the world’s eminent destruction.

Q: Should I be bummed out about this?

A: No. Not really. The world had a good run. Plus it was getting a little stale. I’ll bet the next world will be a lot better.

Q: What should I do to prepare for said apocalypse?

A: Not too much really. Just catch up on your emails, make sure all you laundry is done and take advantage of some crazy deals on stuff that might help you survive a little better, like these:

-Kelty MISTRAL 20

-Kelty BUTTRESS 4 

-Smith PIVLOCK V90 MAX

-MSR E-BIVY (2010 Closeouts)

-Mountain Hardwear closeouts

Q: Are you absolutely positive that the world is going to end?

A: Um, yeah… more or less. The important thing is the you take advantage of the deals at the WildyX. Everything else is up to fate.

Q: Do you think Kim and Kris’s marriage is going to last?

A: I give it two years, maybe three. Assuming they too take advantage of the the deals at the WildyX.

Go live it up,

Sam Benedict

Shipping/Receiving Manager

Wilderness Exchange Unlimited

2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202

303 477 0881

sam@wildernessexchangeunlimited.com

WildyX is here to help

Tired of sleeping on newspapers, or rocks, or that cactus patch that looks just slightly softer than the other cactus when you go camping?


Tired of having your backpacking trip tainted by the 3rd degree burns you sustained by using your bear hand to strain pasta from boiling water?

Tired of the awkwardness that ensues when your friends awake to find that you have been using their feet as a pillow all night?

Tired of using 5 hefty trash bags, 3 rolls of duct tape, half a raccoon hide and a box of Red Vines to fashion some primitive excuse for a dry bag?
   

Tired of wondering why Lopez Tonight hasn’t been canceled yet?


Tired of watching Say Yes to the Dress and just being soooo frustrated because those silly women can never seem to make up their minds, and when they finally do they go with some god-awful monstrosity not fit for a bride’s maid much less a …. Really? White? She’s actually going to wear white?!?!?!...wow, just,...wow…

Here at the WildyX, we can sympathize, empathize, relate to, and fully understand all of those frustrations. Unfortunately we can only help with the ones that don’t involve television.

Here are a few awesome deals on products that you should be ashamed not to already own:

First, here are a few deals on Sleeping pads. Market research has shown that 8 out of 10 campers prefer a quality sleeping pad to the sheer agony of sleeping on cactus.
-Therm-A-Rest Women's TRAIL LITE
-Therm-A-Rest PROLITE PLUS Sleeping Pad
-Therm-A-Rest TRAIL PRO Sleeping Pad

-MSR ALPINE UTENSIL SET – say goodbye to scalded hands and say hello to a group of friends who will be blown away as they watch you measure, strain and spatula with grace and confidence.
-Therm A Rest COMPRESSIBLE PILLOW – now you can go in for that kiss by the camfire with out having to worry about her saying “EEW!! Why does your face smell like Rodger’s feet!?”
-SealLine BLACK CANYON Dry bag – there is something to said for being resourceful. There is also something to be said for not having to be resourceful because you have a real dry bag like a normal person.

Stay classy out there,

Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881sam@wildernessexchangeunlimited.com