WildyX is here to help

Tired of sleeping on newspapers, or rocks, or that cactus patch that looks just slightly softer than the other cactus when you go camping?


Tired of having your backpacking trip tainted by the 3rd degree burns you sustained by using your bear hand to strain pasta from boiling water?

Tired of the awkwardness that ensues when your friends awake to find that you have been using their feet as a pillow all night?

Tired of using 5 hefty trash bags, 3 rolls of duct tape, half a raccoon hide and a box of Red Vines to fashion some primitive excuse for a dry bag?
   

Tired of wondering why Lopez Tonight hasn’t been canceled yet?


Tired of watching Say Yes to the Dress and just being soooo frustrated because those silly women can never seem to make up their minds, and when they finally do they go with some god-awful monstrosity not fit for a bride’s maid much less a …. Really? White? She’s actually going to wear white?!?!?!...wow, just,...wow…

Here at the WildyX, we can sympathize, empathize, relate to, and fully understand all of those frustrations. Unfortunately we can only help with the ones that don’t involve television.

Here are a few awesome deals on products that you should be ashamed not to already own:

First, here are a few deals on Sleeping pads. Market research has shown that 8 out of 10 campers prefer a quality sleeping pad to the sheer agony of sleeping on cactus.
-Therm-A-Rest Women's TRAIL LITE
-Therm-A-Rest PROLITE PLUS Sleeping Pad
-Therm-A-Rest TRAIL PRO Sleeping Pad

-MSR ALPINE UTENSIL SET – say goodbye to scalded hands and say hello to a group of friends who will be blown away as they watch you measure, strain and spatula with grace and confidence.
-Therm A Rest COMPRESSIBLE PILLOW – now you can go in for that kiss by the camfire with out having to worry about her saying “EEW!! Why does your face smell like Rodger’s feet!?”
-SealLine BLACK CANYON Dry bag – there is something to said for being resourceful. There is also something to be said for not having to be resourceful because you have a real dry bag like a normal person.

Stay classy out there,

Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881sam@wildernessexchangeunlimited.com