Native shades make you not a nerd

Sunglasses make everybody look way cooler. It’s scientifically proven. Look it up. go on, I dare you. Plenty of research has been conducted and the results have little variance. Here are some frequently referenced sources:
  
Now granted, you have to be somewhat cool to begin with to garner optimal coolness, or radness, flyness, or bad-ass-itude from even the most sophisticated sunglasses.

However!!!!, UV protective eyewear that qualifies as any of he following: super wicked, uber-stupid-dope-fresh, flossin, radical, fantastical, steezy, slezy, skanky, swanky, ballin’-shot callin’-chillin-shwillin’-illin’-gangsta grillin, and yes… even chilaxin… WILL bring any individual, no matter how square, lame, or generally weak their stylistic origin, to the next level of coolness or any subsidiary there of.

See what I mean?

Anyway, we have a surplus of Native shades:
- Native AMBUSH Sunglasses
- Native SILENCER Sunglasses

- Native BOLT Sunglasses

It should be noted that Native shades have been shown (scientifically, mind you) to be up to 1568% more effective in achieving stylistic advancement.
Consider yourself informed.