A group of wicked-smart graduate students at Harvard recently conducted an experiment that seems to indicate that about 90% of puppies that qualify as super adorable by NPASC (National Puppy Adorableness Standardizing Coalition) standards seem to really, really, really want people who climb to buy more Metolius gear.
“To be honest, we were all pretty shocked by the results” said super smart Harvard guy Eugene Goldstein. “Most of us were anticipating that the puppies would have opted for a brand with more market share like Black Diamond” elaborated Goldstein. “But test after test showed us the same thing – puppies of that caliber of cuteness are extremely partial to Metolius products. It was truly fascinating to observe.”
Another member of the research team, Dwight Douchenberg gave us some insight into what prompted the study. “Most of us on the research team are climbers. Most of us are also independently wealthy by way of our parents being ultra-stupid-wealthy. A lot of us have majors in really silly things like philosophy and art, with minors in useful things like biology, economics, or cynology. And all of us also really have a thing for puppies.” Douchenberg recalled how the idea originally came up
“So were all playing a bit of croquet, drinking super expensive gin and playing with our new puppies, and some one was like ‘hey we should do something good for the world’ and everyone thought it was a grand idea… I guess the rest is history”
Anyway, the Harvard research team contacted the WildyX in the first place be cause they found us online and saw how much Metolius action we have. Like all this stuff:
-Metolius YOSEMITE CHALKBAG
-Metolius CRASH PAD BUCKLE
-Metolius PAS PERSONAL ANCHOR SYSTEM
-Metolius MONSTER DAISY CHAIN
-Metolius PROJECT BOARD
-Metolius SIMULATOR 3D
-Metolius ROCK RINGS 3D
-Metolius OFFSET MASTER CAM
-Metolius MASTER CAM-Metolius Monster Slings
-Metolius CHALK SOCK
-Metolius M-16 Bouldering Brush
Remember, puppies prefer Metolius,
The End
Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881sam@wildernessexchangeunlimited.com
“To be honest, we were all pretty shocked by the results” said super smart Harvard guy Eugene Goldstein. “Most of us were anticipating that the puppies would have opted for a brand with more market share like Black Diamond” elaborated Goldstein. “But test after test showed us the same thing – puppies of that caliber of cuteness are extremely partial to Metolius products. It was truly fascinating to observe.”
Another member of the research team, Dwight Douchenberg gave us some insight into what prompted the study. “Most of us on the research team are climbers. Most of us are also independently wealthy by way of our parents being ultra-stupid-wealthy. A lot of us have majors in really silly things like philosophy and art, with minors in useful things like biology, economics, or cynology. And all of us also really have a thing for puppies.” Douchenberg recalled how the idea originally came up
“So were all playing a bit of croquet, drinking super expensive gin and playing with our new puppies, and some one was like ‘hey we should do something good for the world’ and everyone thought it was a grand idea… I guess the rest is history”Anyway, the Harvard research team contacted the WildyX in the first place be cause they found us online and saw how much Metolius action we have. Like all this stuff:
-Metolius YOSEMITE CHALKBAG
-Metolius CRASH PAD BUCKLE
-Metolius PAS PERSONAL ANCHOR SYSTEM
-Metolius MONSTER DAISY CHAIN
-Metolius PROJECT BOARD
-Metolius SIMULATOR 3D
-Metolius ROCK RINGS 3D
-Metolius OFFSET MASTER CAM
-Metolius MASTER CAM-Metolius Monster Slings
-Metolius CHALK SOCK
-Metolius M-16 Bouldering Brush
Remember, puppies prefer Metolius,
The End
Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881sam@wildernessexchangeunlimited.com
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