Ode to Gear Swap:

Gear Swap, Oh Gear Swap, you truly are most best,
At the swap you find killer deals, better than the rest.
There will be climbing gear, backpacks, and clothing galore,
We’ll also have killer deals inside of the store.
There’s ski stuff, hiking stuff, boots and shoes,
You might even find a snowboard or two.
Our reps will be there selling their samples,
It’ll be so crazy, someone just might get trampled.
If you have stuff to sell, you can make some mad scrilla,
Got cash to burn? Man these deals are killer!
With Wildy best price, and a coupon for 20 percent,
Get some Solutions for your project that’s unsent.
The swap goes from 10 to 4 in our back parking lot,
Get there early for some deals and hit the jackpot!
You can come in the store and help us maintain,
Although prices are so low, you might go insane.
I promise you all, its gonna be big,
Come out for some deals and enjoy the shindig.
So take it easy that Friday, and get some good rest,
You’ll wanna get there early cuz Gear Swap is MOST BEST!

Maintain!

Jason Baker
Director of Crausching
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th Street, Suite 100
Denver, CO 80202
303.964.0708