He was exceptionally magical unicorn (even by unicorn standards) and had a penchant for quality outdoor gear.
Wildy didn’t have many friends because Denver doesn’t have a very big mythical beast population. So he spent most of his time frolicking around the Front Range by day, and hanging out with the hipsters at Bar-Bar by night.
Wildy pranced over gleefully “Hi! My name is Wildy what’s yours?”
“Uh, um, Stompy” replied the mammoth still a little embarrassed.
“Nice to meet you Stompy are you a magical mammoth!?!”
“Oh, not really, I mean maybe a little. I don’t know” replied Stompy sheepishly.
Wildy looked at Stompy for a moment. She had long eyelashes, dainty (though still enormous) hoofs, a few tasteful trunk piercings and a little pink bow on her tail. Wildy had an instant crush!!!
“Say Stompy, would you like to dance?”
Stompy blushed “I don’t really, I mean I’d love to but I”Then Wildy grabbed her by the hoof and they started dancing, slowly at first but then faster and more vigorously. Before long gaint rainbows began shooting out of Stompy’s feet every time she stomped. As the rainbows shot into space all kinds of jellybeans, gumdrops and electric guitars started falling out of the rainbows. Stompy saw this, got excited, and started stomping even harder.
- Mammut MATTERHORN 10.2mm X 60m SUPERDRY Rope
- Mammut Tubular CROCODILE SLING DYNEEMA® 10mm
- Mammut ELEMENT Wiregate
- Mammut ELEMENT SCREWGATE Carabiner
- Mammut PASSION 10mm x 70M
“Wowzers!!!” they both exclaimed at once.
“You know who could probably really use this stuff?” said Wildy.
“The Wilderness Exchange?” replied Stompy.
“Yeah, how’d you know”
“Woman’s intuition” said Stompy with a wink
Wildy just looked at her adoringly. They gathered all the closeout Mammut climbing goods, skipped down to the Wilderness Exchange and left it on the door step with an invoice.
The Sun was coming up and they were getting tiered.
“So what do you do anyway?” asked Wildy.
“I’ve got an internship with Mammut. What about you?” Stompy asked in turn.
“ummm… I’m sort of a freelancer”
Then they joined hands, skipped back downtown and found a nice bridge to sleep under.
The End
Sam Benedictsam@wildernessexchangeunlimited.com Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881
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