Just thought I might share some of the crazy new deals available at the Wilderness Exchange with ya’ll. I was at the gear swap this past weekend and spent waaaaaay too much money. I’m sure some of ya’ll did the same. I’m not sweating it though because the WEU just hired me on as a full time mascot!! It's crazy to think that a month ago I was living off unemployment, doing my dishes in the bath tub, giving monopoly money to my land lord hoping she wouldn’t notice (she did), drinking at Bar-Bar every night and basically sucking at life. Then I just happened to make a few good connections, and now I’m pulling down six figures a year just to stand here and look pretty. What do ya know? I guess good things DO happen to good people sometimes, or fairly respectable unicorns, as the case may be.
Anyway, I’ve been wanting to get up to the Cathedral Spires a little more this season.
There are a million routes I want to do up there, but I had to sell a bunch of my gear before I landed this mascot gig. I was expecting to spend my first year’s salary trying to re-build the assortment of climbing gear, sleeping pads, tents, and rainwear I had before my dire straights. But I’ll tell ya, I walked away with a lot more gear than I needed for a lot less than I was expecting to spend.
Here are a few of the deals that just can’t be missed:
-Mammut LUCIDO T1 Headlamp
-Mammut Kid's TRIPOD Helmet
-Mammut EXPRESS ELEMENT Quickdraw 5-Pack
-Mammut ELEMENT Straight Gate
-Mammut BIONIC PRO Straight Gate
-Mammut BIONIC PRO Bent Gate
-Mammut PASSION 10mm x 70M
-Metolius OFFSET MASTER CAM - BLEM
-Metolius FS MINI Blems
-Metolius EQUALIZER W/POCKET
-Therm-A-Rest COMPRESSIBLE PILLOW
-Therm-A-Rest PROLITE PLUS Sleeping Pad
There are a lot more than that, I just can't think of 'em right now. But I got a hot date with a mammoth named Stompy, so I gotta run.
Stay tuned,
Wildy the Unicorn
Official Mascot
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881info@wildernessexchangeunlimited.com
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