Get tough – Darn Tough

Tired of feeling like a weakling, a pansy, a sissy, a panty-waist, a scrawny little pencil neck wimp?

Ya, we thought you might be.

Have you been trying every trick in the book to toughen yourself up and nothing seems to be working?

Are you getting tired of pounding your fist into sand and broken glass?

Kind of over always asking your grandmother to punch you in the face so that you’ll know how to take a hit?

Fed up with shooting steroids into your eyeball day after day – both because it hits the blood stream faster and because you have to be pretty tough to bring yourself to do it in the first place?

Kind of hating yourself for spending every Friday night watching Walker Texas Ranger marathons and then going to the bar by yourself and mad-dogging everyone in hopes of having a chance to bust out that roundhouse that you were practicing in your living room while you pre-gamed (also, by yourself)?
Starting to wonder if throwing yourself down a flight of stairs every other week is doing more harm than good?


We understand; doing all those things can be pretty darn tough, especially for someone who’s not very tough in the first place. You’ve been trying so hard and you gotten basically nowhere – you’re still pretty much a total wuss.
Well don’t you worry your scrawny, pale, emaciated sissy face anymore. We’ve got just what you need:
Closeout Darn Tough socks.
    
Yup, pretty simple really – Darn Tough socks are sooooo freaking burly that within a week of wearing them you will be able to engage in the activities you always wanted to such as: bar fights, sword fights, knife fights, extreme thumb wrestling, red in the face screaming matches with your son’s little league coach, cat fights, dog fights, panda bear vs. manatee fights, bull riding, and of course competing on ultimate ninja warrior.
Don’t believe me? Just listen to the testimonials:
 I couldn’t do it with out Darn Tough. Every time I roundhouse a criminal in the face I can feel the fine merino wool and the high thread count as their jaws crunch under my super manly foot. I think they can feel it to.
Being the governor of California is a tough job. All the stress make my feet sweat like crazy fierce. So my friend Bono told me about Darn Tough socks. I feel like I’m in my twenties again!!!! 
  I’ll admit it, I have some issues. For a while I felt like I needed to be a really good quarterback and host underground dog fighting events to feel like a tough guy… but then I tried Darn Tough socks. It’s been a total 180 for me since I started wearing Darn Tough. I’m even trying to get my own dog walking service off the ground… haven’t had may bites yet but I’m optimistic.

  I still don’t get how we can sell them for so cheap… is Don in the mafia or something?

Stay tough, Darn Tough
Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881sam@wildernessexchangeunlimited.com