Are you a grade school student or the parent of a grade school student who is always getting beaten up at school? Have you or your child been victim of wedgies, swirlies, titty-twisters, purple nurples, getting thrown in trash cans, locked in lockers? Have some of these acts of bullying escalated to “atomic” status? Concerned that you or your child will develop crippling complexes that will be carried on into adult life?
If so, it’s probably because you or your child doesn’t have a new Sierra Designs HURRICANE Jacket.Yeah, pretty simple psychology really: kids with sub-par rainwear will have traumatic childhoods, struggle throughout school, make very poor choices early in life and typically wind up in prison before age 30. That’s just how it works.
Fortunately, we are committed to making these crucial items available at best price so that not only wealthy youths have the opportunity to be become productive citizens.
Or maybe you’re an adult who never had quality rain wear as a youth and have become a complete and utter junk-show of an adult?
Well, it’s never too late. For the fully grown crowd we are offering best price on the following:
Sierra Designs Men's VAPOR Pant
Sierra Designs Men's HURRICANE JACKET
Sierra Designs Men's CYCLONE Parka
Sierra Designs Women's HURRICANE Jacket
Yeah, we understand. Most of us were tormented in grade school; which later lead to a descent from mainstream culture as we understood it, and even later to a borderline unhealthy obsession with one or several individual, outdoor sports. We get it, and we’re here to help.
SB
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