Monday, January 3, 2011

Wicked awesome Kelty corp closeout action

Did you know that Kelty actually owns Sierra Designs? Ya, crazy. AND, did you know that Kelty is actually owned by a silent sister company of Clarus (Black Diamond, Gregory Packs and others that we don’t know about). AND would you believe that Clarus’s majority share holders are… that’s right, you guessed it… the Rockefeller family, WHOM are practically puppets of Haliburton… and you know who controls Haliburton don’t you?       Cheney right? Of course. -----WRONG. Cheney is merely a fitting scapegoat for all the atrocities of the conglomerate. Halliburton is basically a false entity used to launder the wealth of 12 bankers of an ethnicity that cannot be specified due to the workplace standards of this company (WEU). And wouldn’t you know it, those 12 bankers are ALL members of a secret brotherhood that has been controlling societies since the dark ages. Other individuals and entities, such as the Kennedy family, Time Warner, Warren Buffet, Sony, Scarpa and the Abu Dhabi National Oil Company also fall into the mix.

But check out theses sweet closeout deals:

-Sierra Designs Men's HURRICANE JACKET (Closeouts) – seam taped rain shell for 35 bux!!!!! That gets me so excited I want to hug someone, punch someone in the mouth and go dancing in the rain!
-Sierra Designs ROSA 20F – it’s like the Wild Bill for the ladies – I think they should have called it the Wild Wilma…
-Kelty REDTAIL Pack – these will dominate once the back to school season hits…maybe we could threaten someone from the Colorado school board and have that season start a bit sooner
-Kelty REDWING Pack – optimal book bag for more robust pupils
-Sierra Designs LIGHTNING XT 2 – we had five, now we have 8

Trust no one,
Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881

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