Down in the dumps?
Spending most of your free time pouting and wishing things were different? Drying your socks in the toaster oven? Doing your dishes in the bathtub again? Brushing your teeth with your t-shirt, and then using that same t-shirt to wash your car? Using Bounce dryer sheets in lieu of deodorant?
Spending most of your free time pouting and wishing things were different? Drying your socks in the toaster oven? Doing your dishes in the bathtub again? Brushing your teeth with your t-shirt, and then using that same t-shirt to wash your car? Using Bounce dryer sheets in lieu of deodorant?
Sure. We’ve all been there. Well...
Its springtime now!!! Its time to get pumped up to the max and start crushing!!! 
Its time to dig your climbing tick-list out of your underwear drawer, put down that Readers Digest, and get so pumped up you just start flipping out!!!
Its time to dig your climbing tick-list out of your underwear drawer, put down that Readers Digest, and get so pumped up you just start flipping out!!!
“But I’m too busy!!!
I have cup-cakes in the oven, wet socks in the toaster oven, a bath tub full of dishes that won't wash themselves and I was really looking forward to watching today’s Maury.
Ok,
maybe you should TiVo that Maury episode, because it did look pretty good. But everything else can WAIT!!! You have more important things to think about, such as: -Getting some Metolius cosmetic 2nds for best price
-Getting some new Chaco closeouts for best price
-Drinking three pots of coffee and doing a dangerous amount of pull-ups to work off that unsightly underarm fat (this might be a good time to watch Maury)
-Getting a few new sleeping pads (for best price) so you can finally throw away that vile excuse of a mattress.
-Going to the Wilderness Exchange and putting all those nappy old cams and “life is good” shirts on consignment.
-Calling your mom and seeing if she’d be willing to give you a haircut later this week.
-Looking into that “warrant” thing that came in the mail last month
-Trying to decide how many new Blue Water Ropes you’re going to need this season
-Debating wheather or not to give Beal ropes a shot
-Cleaning all the Arby’s wrappers out of your car
-Studying up on all the new climbing shoes at the WildyX
-Finding a way to transfer all your precious Judas Priest cassettes onto your computer
-Meditating (harder than you ever have before)
Anyway, no rush, finish organizing your action figures, or back-issues of Redbook or whatever. The rest of us will be outside…crausching, hard,
Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881
No comments:
Post a Comment