Kelty products and economic recovery

So I guess the old economy is on the rebound. I think it is anyway. I heard it on some super reputable news network (Fox, I think). We all knew it would eventually, but we’re not out in the clear yet. Sure, unemployment is down a little, stock markets are holding steady, people are starting to spend again, but it’s still pivotal. One wrong turn could land us in fiscal catastrophe.

So how can average Americans best do their part to help with economic recovery? Simple: buy Kelty products, lots of them, and buy them from the Wilderness Exchange. Yup, top analysts have found bullet-proof evidence that supporting large corporations such as Kelty via small businesses like the WildyX is in fact the ONLY road to economic prosperity.

Here are a few reasons why:
-People who own Kelty Products have been shown to make better fiscal decisions.
-Children who grow up with Kelty products do better in school, and will be less prone to drug abuse, gang violence, and communist tendencies as they mature.
-Every time a Kelty product is purchased Bono donates $1,000 to the national deficit.

-Every time you DON’T buy a kelty product President Obama cries him self to sleep...

-Every time Kelty sales go down, terrorism goes up.
-Not buying Kelty Products creates holes in the Ozone layer (the ozone layer is very costly to repair, and it always falls on the tax payers)

Click  to buy Kelty products immediately.

Simply put: if you love America you will buy lots and lots of Kelty action. Even if you don’t love America you should still buy Kelty products because they are a really great value. Even if you are an anarchist you should still buy Kelty so you can be comfortable being free of capitalism in your silly little anarchist commune.

Remember, only you can prevent economic crisis,

Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881sam@wildernessexchangeunlimited.com