So, that said, we just got a boatload more of these:
Vibram Five Fingers Men's BIKILA
Five Fingers Men's KSO
Vibram Five Fingers Women's SPRINT
Vibram Five Fingers Women's KSO
Now, as much as we would love to offer you “best price” on this action… we can’t – it would be illegal. Yeah, we have these silly little “dealer agreement” things which means that companies such as VFF are able to be like “Hey, you better not go giving people best price, or else!” Yeah, and apparently as of like July 07’ the Supreme Court is cool with this unmitigated best price prevention. I guess the Supreme Court just wants everyone to pay “same price”.
They were all like “We don’t need no anti-trust statute! blah blah blah, level playing field, rabble rabble rabble, stimulating interbrand competition yada yada yada…whatever lets just make a decision so we can go eat tacos”. So the ruling was made and tacos were eaten. 
Then everybody kind of forgot about the whole thing because some awesome MTV special came on.
So anyway, no “best price”, but this is our special offer: you buy your Vibram Five Fingers from us and we will do a little dance for your amusement.
What sort of a dance?
We’re not telling.
It could be a little soft-shoe number.
Perhaps a hand-jive.
Maybe the Macarena.
Maybe the A-town stomp.
Who knows maybe our fearless leader will present you with his highly refined “Jerking” moves such as the very popular “reject”.
Whatever it is, it will be super awkward to watch – we guarantee it.
Stay savvy,Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303-477-0881sam@wildernessexchangeunlimited.com
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