Well, its late summer now, and fall will soon be upon us. The nights are getting colder, the air more arid, and the local climbing temps are approaching “most best”.
I was going to post a video of me taking an enormous, gear ripping, screamer off some route in Clear Creek… but then I got distracted by a massive shipment of closeout 2011 Chaco footwear. As soon as I saw the overloaded pallets of Chaco goodness, I started jumping up and down, clapping my hands together and shrieking with glee and unbridled excitement. The delivery driver gave me a look of distain that I hadn’t seen since I was 11 and told my Dad I wanted some rollerblades.
I spent the rest of the day in a state of almost uncomfortable jubilation from the incredible fortune that was just bestowed unto us. My co-workers however, were having a hard time understanding what I was so excited about.
 | “We has crazy closeout deals like every single day, Son! You gotsta slow yer roll” |
 | “Dude, will you stop shrieking like that!? Yer freaking out the customers.” |
I appeased their wishes grudgingly… I just wanted to talk to someone who could understand my excitement. When I left work I went to go share the news with someone I knew would understand – my girlfriend’s dogs.
Bean and Ajax are both very discriminating online shoppers. They had no trouble understanding my jubilation.
Here’s some footage:
I know, watching me intentionally tear out a string of poorly placed micro-nuts would have been slightly more epic, but hopefully that left you feeling a little warm and fuzzy inside… if not, then these deals on Chacos ought to do it:
Lastly, I feel obligated to point out that if you take advantage of these nauseating savings that three very magical things will happen:
1: Late summer will never end
2: You will never grow old
3: Every puppy you meet will instantly love you
Happy Labor Day,
Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303 477 0881
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