Friday, September 16, 2011

Ibex to make you flex!!

Summer is nearly over. We’ve all probably sweat out a few pounds over the hot summer months. I know I have. Sometimes on a nice hot day I like to make the most of a long drive by rolling up the windows and turning on the heat just a bit. I call this technique the “car sauna”. Most people I share this idea with say it sound horrible, some even say unsafe when I tell them that I like to tough it out until I’m about to pass out. Whatever, you can call it crazy, but I call it multitasking.
At the end of the day, my man-line is important to me, and I will go to great lengths to maintain it.
This is my man-line
(after a painful waxing session)
I’m sure many of you feel the same. Take our fearless leader for instance. He is a busy fella. He divides his time between leading the WildyX to victory, projecting all the classic boulder problems at Flagstaff, and indulging in his hobbies (fine scotch, rock-umentaries and trying to figure out how to use his wah-wha pedal). Then, on top off all that he spends no less than 4 hours a day punishing himself on his Nordic-track in preparation for rugged-touring season. Our benevolent chief has maintained his fitness quite well over the years.
See, not bad for 39(?)
  
Don swears that this would have been impossible without the proper clothing. That’s why he got so stoked when we got our recent shipment of Ibex closeouts!! So stoked in-fact that he grabbed an Ibex Men’s SCOUT Full-zip off the rack, put it on, whipped out his phone and started taking care of business in a way that would make Donald Trump look like a sloth who just downed a bottle of Ny-Quill.
 >  =  +  
So I think I’ve made my point here – if you want to have abs of steel and/or be a formidable business person, you’re gonna need some Ibex clothing. Period.

"But it’s so expensive!! And I just spent all my money on a Bow-flex and a yoga membership…. Dang it!"
WildyX understands. that’s why ALL of our Ibex action is 30% off!! Problem Solved.
You’re welcome.
Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303 477 0881

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