Wilderness Exchange Unlimited: Closeout Stanley action

Have you been waking up feeling like this?

It’s probably because you’re dehydrated. Or because you stayed up till’ 3am drinking appletinis and making everyone in the bar hate you because you kept singing the same three Jethro Tull songs over and over.

But most reputable doctors agree that a healthy person should be able to put back 9-15 appletinis and still be bright and chipper in the morning (so long as they are hydrating properly). So maybe you should get one of these:

Stanley Outdoor BPA-Free Water Bottle

When Jason first saw these he was like “Dang Bro!! These Stanley water bottles just make me want to pour cool refreshing water all over my body!!!”

Jason became more hydrated than ever before and achieved absolute excellence as a result of his actions!!!

Or maybe hydration isn’t a problem for you. Maybe your main dilemma in life is finding a way to keep from spilling coffee all over yourself. In that case you probably need one of these:

Stanley Nineteen13 SS Travel Mug

Orin got so pumped about the mugs he was like “hey how bout we tourniquet my arm so all my veins pop out and everyone can see how jacked and tanned I am…. and how nice Stanley mugs are!!!! Then we should go out for appletinis and then go back to my house and watch Lady Gaga on Youtube all night!!!”