Montrail madness!!!

Hey Fellas!!!! What if you could get in touch with your inner eight-year-old and get a new pair of trail-runners for the low low price of $59.95? You’d do it in a heartbeat wouldn’t you? Of course you would. You’re so predictable. It’s ok though, most men are. All we really want is to look like this:
...and feel like this:
So cancel the appointments with the personal trainer and the therapist, send back the bow-flex and the anti-depressants, and just get a pair of these:

Montrail Men's ROCKRIDGE
Then you can check “become spiritually/emotionally content” off your list, and feel totally guilt free about spending the whole day drinking beer, scratching yourself and watching ESPN.

Hey Ladies!!!! How do you feel about pain?? What’s that you say, “Generally not a big fan except for when it provides that certain satisfaction that we all need from time to time?” Yeah, that’s pretty standard. See that? You’re just as predictable as the dudes. It’s a good thing though! It’s that very predictability that allows Montrail to produce shoes that will keep you freshly pedicured feet comfy and pain free while you’re out there getting that workout that will leave you sore for days (in the good way, of course).

What IS a little unusual is finding such a shoe at a crazy-cheap price (around $65), like these:

Montrail Women's MOUNTAIN MASOCHIST

Deals like that will surely make you the center of conversation the next girl’s night out!!
In summary: best shoes + best price = complete and utter satisfaction, pure happiness, unadulterated sence of contentment and well being.

Maintain,

Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303 477 0881sam@wildernessexchangeunlimited.com