Sup Bro!!! You psyched for summer?!?! Are you just hella-amped to hit the beach, go camping, check out some concerts and just generally chillax your face off all summer long?
Hellz to the yeah kid!! You got the board shorts, the sweet faded (but not too faded) visor and a few new polo shirts with pre-popped collars. Your ear gauges have doubled since last summer. That tattoo you got over spring break actually isn’t half as regrettable as you were concerned it might be when you discovered it the next morning. And best of all, you practiced all winter and those Jack Johnson and Avett Brothers covers are starting to sound pretty decent (at least your mom thinks so)….. but something’s missing – something small, incidental. You can’t put your finger on it but it’s really harshing your mellow….
You Broseph, maybe it’s your footwear! I don’t care how dialed your Bubblefeet cover is, the honeys will NOT be feeling it if you’re wearing those Eddie Bauer flip flops your parents got you freshmen year.
Maybe a new pair of steezy Sanuks would complete your ensemble, fill that missing piece of your soul, and prevent any further harshing of your hard earned mellow.
For the Bros:
For the Broettes (female Bros)
Cool. Glad we could help ya figure that one out. Now all you got to do is go snag some Sanuks and commence to chillaxin’.
Here’s to the best summer ever!!
SB
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