America is Terramar

 The fourth of July is a day to celebrate the independence and sovereignty of our nation. It is also a day to celebrate Terramar undergarments…. That’s right, undergarments. For real though, if you look at the declaration of independence I’m pretty sure it puts as much emphasis on life, liberty and the pursuit of property/happiness as it does on the importance of fine undergarments such as Terramar.  After all, your undergarments are YOUR property. Not the property of the state, not a public resource, not the property of the guy down the street (unless you are leasing your underwear and still have a few payments), NO!!!, Your undergarments are yours and NOBODY can tell you what you can or can’t do with them – certainly not the smug Georgie 3.

So really, every time you put on you fine Terramar base layers its like 1776 all over again. By stepping into your Terramar Men's THERMOLATOR 2 Bottoms you are brandishing your saber to the tyrannical thrown, declaring independence for yourself, and showing your patriotism in the most literal way possible.

Reilly “crazy uncle fingers” Anderson is our tallest and thus, most patriotic staff member.
When he heard about the amount of crazy-discounted Terramar action we just got in he was so stoked he wanted to do something special (for America). He vowed that no matter how inebriated or overheated he got, that he would wear his THERMOLATOR 2 outfit for the entire fourth of July. This proposition moved me to the point of wanting to wreck my Toyota into his Toyota and buy us both a Ford with some means of credit representing money that I don’t have.

In summary, if you love this great land, you WILL buy some Terramar for best price from the WildyX. If you don’t, we will have no choice but to assume that you are a communist sympathizer and take no further action against you (we have very little political clout).


Have a happy and safe 4th!!!!

SB