She’s still experimenting with the potential of her new high-voltage, face-melting rig of sheer hard-rocking power. Her chops are still a bit on the sloppy side, but its not stopping her from making a heck of a disturbance and ruining afternoon climbing sessions for everyone in the area.
I bring this up because I was in Eldorado Canyon the other day and was privy to one of these displays weather insurgency. I couldn’t help but to wonder what had provoked Mrs. Nature to behave so spitefully… then it dawned on me that these storms must be a direct message to all the ill-prepared climbers out there. Suddenly it all made since!! Stay with me here:
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So, if my math in the equation above is sound, there is only one conclusion that can be drawn: Mother Nature becomes extremely vengeful when climbers are ill prepared/under equipped/ or have not purchased the following products from the WildyX:
-Beal JOKER 9.1mm x 70M – Mrs. Nature really enjoys the soft catch of this rope
-Mountain Hardwear Men's EPIC Jacket – when you aren’t prepared for a thunderstorm, Mother Nature end up feeling that she isn’t being taken seriously – this insights rage.
-Mountain Hardwear Women's EPIC Jacket – same goes for the ladies (except double)
-La Sportiva SOLUTION – Mrs. Nature is far more favorable to those who climb in Solutions. The following shoes have also been approved by Mrs. Nature:
-DMM HB BRASS OFFSETS Set (#0-6) – Mrs. Nature really enjoys taking whippers on these.
-Edelweiss ENERGY ARC 9.5mm x 60M– She really likes this rope because its lightweight and handles like a dream – climbers using this rope are 126% less likely to be benighted.
Mrs. Nature is extremely intolerant of climbers who are not prepared with the following:
Remember, while Mother Nature can be a cruel mistress, she can also be nurturing and hospitable – just don’t anger her by not having the right gear.
Hope that helps,
Sam Benedict
Shipping/Receiving Manager
Wilderness Exchange Unlimited
2401 15th st Suite 100 Denver, CO 80202
303 477 0881
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